Unanswered Questions from Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life (*SPOILER ALERT!*)

Gilmore Girls: A Year in the LIfe and the NUMEROUS unanswered questions that the Netflix revival left us with. / www.CandidlyKelseyBlog.com

Dear Amy Sherman-Palladino, I have a few questions for you regarding the revival of Gilmore Girls.

#1: How dare you. And #2: Why are you trying to hurt me?

I stayed up until 4am last night after family left to finish the series. I cried my way through Fall, as it felt like many things I had hoped for were finally happening. When the camera did that weird close-up on Rory’s manuscript title, I cried harder than I should have– though I would also blame the chocolate martini nightcaps we had before the family time wrapped up for the sheer volume of tears.

And then… oh boy. The ending. I was waiting for those famous last four words, only to be met with THAT?!

In all fairness, I get it. I get everything coming full circle for the main cast. Rory has fulfilled her destiny to finally become Lorelai. Jess has taken on the role of Luke, as the stoic, supportive cheerleader who is probably secretly still in love with Rory, and Logan will be the abesent father like Christopher. But man, those were just NOT the final four words I was expecting.

Aside from the crazy ending, the season left us with many unanswered questions. Instead of feeling like it wrapped up loose ends, the Gilmore Girls revival instead left with many more questions that will probably rock my soul for years to come. Here are a few of them:

Who wrote that nasty letter to Emily?

In therapy, Emily claimed Lorelai left a nasty letter on her bed, but Lorelai swore it wasn’t her; she even walked out of the appointment to make her point. Who actually wrote it? I’m wondering if it was Lorelai the First/Trix, Richard’s mother, and Emily confused them. Or maybe it was a malicious attempt by someone to hurt Emily and blame Lorelai? Not quite sure, but I am a little peeved they brought that up and didn’t give us closure.

Did Stars Hallow: The Musical ever open?

You can’t just throw a doozie at us like a Christian Borle and Sutton Foster musical and then not tell us how it ends! Do my emotions mean nothing?

What about Hep Alien?

It was 9 years later and they still rocked hard as hell in Lane and Zack’s living room. Do they have an album? Did Zack like that tour as guitarist for Vapor Rub? I thought they sounded great when they rehearsed at Lane and Zack’s house, so does that mean they are still an active band?

Was Emily actually dating Jack?

She seemed happy to have him leave her in Nantucket and go back to the city. I’m sure that was symbolic for starting to heal and move on after Richard’s death while she learns to be “alone”, but still. Were they together together? Or just finding comfort in another as people who have experienced awful loss?

Did Lorelai get to tell Michel she is expanding so he could stay at the Dragonfly Inn?

Lorelai already lost Sookie, so losing Michel was just salt in the wound for the orginal Inn Dream Team. Did she ever get to tell Michel that she was going to expand the Dragonfly? Would Michel leave his position at the W and stay to help expand? How can we never know?!

What language was Berta speaking?

Though I was banking on Emily going through many maids (as you could tell by my Gilmore Girls Netflix Revival Bingo Cards), I was really happy to see her find comfort and learn to be taken care of, and to take care of someone else beside Richard. It was great to see her start to relax and fall into herself as a person without having to keep up pretenses and live a life that had been outlined for her. Seeing her put on white Ked’s at the very end made me cry. But seriously– what the hell language was Berta speaking!?

(Also, bonus points for a great job for Rose Abdoo doing double-duty and starring as both Gypsy and Berta. She was great!)

What the HELL was the scene with Colin, Finn, Robert and Logan during that crazy night that they ended up in a tango club?

Literally so many questions. Where were they? What was with that super weird musical number? A friend told me it is incredibly simliar to a scene in Across the Universe, but having never seen that particular film, I was so lost this whole time. And wow, has Finn not aged a DAY?! Was that teary goodbye scene at the home in New Hampshire real, or were they all joking around like normal? Had she seen them recently, even though it seemed like her relationship with Logan was a big secret? I need some context here, guys.

What the hell is Rory’s problem?

Her entitlement finally reared it’s ugly head. She cites their story as a riches to rags story while pitching the book idea, but let’s be real: Rory never really knew “rags.” She spent her entire educational career being told she was special, and seems to be riding on that now that she’s into her 30s. I’m not saying it’s not okay to not have life figured out– because it totally is. But walking into an interview with nothing prepared like she did with SandySays seems very un-Rory. Get your head outta your ass, relax about the “lucky outfit” and try harder to prepare for an actual interview. Damn.

How old is Paul Anka?

The dog, I mean. He must be at least 10, if not much older, but he still looks relatively young. My dog is 3 and has so much white on her face that you’d think she’s on her death bed. Did Luke secretly swap out Paul Anka for a younger model to keep Lorelai from going crazy? Or is he actually a secret weird dog-hybrid like Loreali claimed in season 6 of the regular series?

Why were all the coffee cups empty?

It’s a show that thrives off coffee, yet all the cups were empty?! Were you trying to save money on the caffeine budget? If the budgt was really that tight, borrow some from craft services if it was really that much of a problem. But please have more respect for your audience in future shows and actually have some liquid in the cups next time.

WHO IS THE DAMN FATHER?

I have so many feelings about that ending. Not only did Rory go full circle and get herself knocked up a la Lorelai Gilmore, but she also managed to give us many options for who the father of her child could be. All signs point to Logan, in my opinion. Her very tense conversation with Christopher about how he felt about not being around to raise Rory makes me believe it’s Logan. But we also have Wookie Guy, and Paul the boyfriend to choose from. Regardless, I’m voting Logan.

 

Obviously I have many feelings about Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life. I’m not sure if I’ll rewatch it due to the deep betrayal I am currently battling with, but I am looking forward to hearing your responses to the show’s reactions, Mrs. Sherman-Palladino. You got some ‘splainin’ to do. I need some closure for my Gilmore Girls.

Have you finished watching? What were your thoughts? If you have any insights to help me feel less like I waited 10 years to be let down, please share. #TeamLoganForever

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Gilmore Girls Netflix Revival Bingo

Gilmore Girls Netflix Revival Bingo Cards! / www.CandidlyKelseyBlog.com

The Gilmore Girls Netflix revival called Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life comes out this Friday. And I am peeing my pants.

In approximately 3 days, 4 hours and 29 minutes from the time I am writing this, we will get to revisit Stars Hallow. We will get to see Luke, Lorelai, Rory, Taylor Doose, the Dragonfly Inn, the gazebo, Miss Patty’s Dance School, and the Gilmore House. We get to see Rory as I always wanted to see her: adult and struggling to find herself, just as I am also trying to do. We get to see Lorelai (hopefully) settled with Luke. We will try to find solid ground in a world without Richard Gilmore. Now it’s only 3 days, 4 hours and 27 minutes.

But whatever, I’m not that excited.

Gilmore Girls Netflix Revival Bingo Cards / www.CandidlyKelseyBlog.com

As I may be watching these episodes with some of my family members this weekend- and in an attempt to stem the almost nausea-inducing excitement and anticipation I’ve been feeling lately- I decided to get a little interactive with this. Why not make this monumental event into a game? Bingo! 

Gilmore Girls Netflix Revival Bingo Cards / www.CandidlyKelseyBlog.com

I created 5 different bingo cards just for the Gilmore Girls Netflix revival. Each card is filled with some well-known Gilmore-isms that I anticipate to see in the four 90-minute episodes based off the last 7 seasons, as well as some new things that I hope to see. Feel free to use the Luke’s logo as a free space. Play against your friends, or yourself. Swap cards after each episode, and see who wins the most. Loser has to make the new pot of coffee.

Gilmore Girls Netflix Revival Bingo Cards / www.CandidlyKelseyBlog.com

Or, if you’re alone and coffee isn’t your style, turn the game into something a little more adult. Have yourself a Shirley Temple Black or a martini with a twist and drink every time you cross off an item. And give yourself bonus points if you understood those references too. Because if all goes well, you may forget to shout “Bingo!” when you fill your card.

Gilmore Girls Netflix Revival Bingo Cards / www.CandidlyKelseyBlog.com

If you do download the cards and play, make sure to tag me (@iamkelskels) and use the hashtag #CKGilmoreGirlsBingo so I can follow along! I’ll definitely be playing too and would love the competition.

Happy binge-watching! Are you excited for the Gilmore Girls Netflix revival? Let me know if you’re #TeamJess or #TeamLogon. Because let’s be real, nobody should be #TeamDean.

Click here to download the Gilmore Girls Netflix Revival Bingo cards.

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2016 Sephora VIB Sale Wishlist

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Thank goodness that the annual Sephora VIB Sale came immediately after the election. It’s like the chaser after the shot: a nice little pick-me-up of goodies to help soothe the broken feminist heart.

Today begins the 20% off VIB sale– not to be confused with the Sephora VIB Rouge sale that already happened for those who have the ability to spend far more money than I do. You all had your World Series, and did a lot of planning for that. But this is my World Series, and you can bet I came to play.

Holiday make-up season is my favorite time of year for cosmetics, as all of the pretty collections come out. I have a list of things I am planning on getting today, but that doesn’t stop me from making my ultimate wish list. The “If I had a zillion dollars” Wishlist, if you will.

Though I plan on doing a haul with swatches and reviews of the items I do end up buying, I thought it’d be fun to share what is on my ultimate wishlist before then. And for those playing along at home, comment on what you think I’ll actually being purchasing at this sale– and what you yourself would be purchasing. If you’re right, maybe I’ll give you a cookie or something. If I’m not too broke after the sale ends, that is.

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This set contains 4 Amuse Bouche Lipsticks in the colors Fig, Pepper, Honeycomb, and Nori. I have heard amazing things about these lipsticks and am in love with their formulas after swatching them several times in-store. These colors are also right up my alley: rich, gorgeous neutrals in the form of two nudes, a rosey pink and a deep red-brown.  I’m especially into the second shade and the last shade.  These lipsticks are also made of yummy ingredients that excite me greatly.

2016 Sephora VIB Sale Wishlist, featuring Bite Beauty, Peter Thomas Roth, Bite Beauty Matte Crème Lip Crayon Collection

This goes under the umbrella of “probably never ever” but if someone wants to buy me a hella expensive present, this would be it right here. This killer contains the 18 Matte Créme Lip Crayons in the shades Blanc, Amaretto, Brandy, Blood Orange, Aubergine, Fraise, Red Velvet, Pink Lady, Leche, Glace, Pastille, Tatin, Truffle, Cognac, Sucre, Peche, Framboise, and Rosehip– I got these names from the Sephora website, and have no idea if they are in the order as they pictured, but I’m going to assume not. And just like the first set, Bite Beauty is known for their awesome ingredients. Makes me truly want to sink my teeth into these crayons— get it? Huh? Huh?

I would do terrible, terrible things to get my hands on this collection but it is a whopping $275.00, and even after the 20% off, I still can’t afford justify dropping that much money. But for those who are curious: after the discount it will be $220, which is roughly $12.50 per lip crayon, which is actually a really great deal if you have the cash upfront.

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Peter Thomas Roth Mask-A-Holic 5-Piece Kit

You can bet your sweet tushie that I am going to grab this monster. I love Peter Thomas Roth masks, and this is a phenomenal deal. I have been after the Pumpkin Enzyme Mask for awhile, and have heard really great things about the Irish Moor Mud Purifying Black Mask. Both have great reviews for acne-prone skin. The 24K Gold Mask Pure Luxury Lift & Firm Mask is another cult favorite that I would love to try, so this set is more than worth it for me. I am a huge face mask user, and it’s become my usual routine to splurge for some great masks during these holiday sales. They usually end up lasting me all year as well, so it’s definitely worth it. For this 5-piece kit, it will be $12.00 per mask, which is a fabulous deal. I’m so excited and cannot wait to put these all over my face.

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NARS Mind Game Velvet Lip Glide Set

This one is truly a “wishlist” item as it is sold out on the Sephora website right now. I heard these have a very interesting formula: super pigmented like a liquid lipstick, but they are not matte and apply/feel more like a gloss. Much like the Bite Beauty Amuse Bouche set, these colors are speaking to me on a spiritual level. I’ve also never owned any NARS products, so these seemed like a fun introduction to the brand. Too bad it’s not in stock, or else I can just image rubbing my face against these like I do with my cat. They’re so good looking you just want to mess them up, you know what I mean?

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Huda Beauty Eyeshadow Palette – Rose Gold Edition

So you know the meme of the fat cat that has the phrase “*heavy breathing*” under it? That’s me with this palette. Thank god this is sold out or bad things would happen. I may not be willing to give up paying my cable bill for the NARS lip glides, but this one I would be willing to make some sacrifices for. Do you see those colors? That orange/tan in the bottom right hand corner and the glittery rose gold shade called “Trust Fund” are looking directly into my heart. They just want to be part of my life, I know it. Come to me, pretties. I’m your mother now.

Edited after this post went live: A Facebook group dedicated to make-up that I belong in actually talked a great deal about this palette today and it was the general consensus that is a disappointment. I have not tried this palette myself, but was informed by many people that it is lacking in pigmentation, is small in size, and many people who purchased are actually returning it. Just an FYI.

Believe it or not, that’s all I really want tomorrow. Just like a good few thousands dollars of make-up, ya know? Nothing major or too extravagant. I didn’t look into taking out a small loan or anything to make my wildest lipstick and glitter eyeshadow dreams come true. Definitely not.

Stay tuned for the actual Sephora VIB Sale haul that will be in the near future.

Did you shop the sale? What did you get? Do any of my wishlist items make you feel tingly inside? Let me know!

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My Knitted Sock and This Election Have A Lot in Common

My Knitted Sock and This Election Are A Lot Alike // www.CandidlyKelseyBlog.com

Hear me out.

I’m not happy about the election results. Not at all.

I’m scared for the groups of people in our country that could face danger if the policies this man promotes become reality. I’m scared that a man who wants to control a body that is not his, and people with preferences that are different than his own, is going to be his #2. I’m scared that friends of mine could see progress that they’ve fought so long for ripped away just when they were beginning to feel like things were changing. I’m scared that a state that just lost 49 of their own citizens due to gun violence and hate just voted to have the men who promote it lead our entire country. I’m just really scared.

So I started knitting. Again. And I took a sock I was working on to a friend’s house to watch the election results. We were so excited. We wore Hillary shirts, I baked cookies, and we ordered bottles of champagne. We kept one unopened to pop when we made history. We couldn’t wait to hear the glass shatter.

And I was still working on the sock when Trump’s lead grew. I stopped anxiously fidgeting and checking my phone and put my nervous energy into my hands instead. But I could no longer ignore the nag of doubt at the back of my mind that the idea that I had made fun of for years could really happen tonight. The bottle of champagne in the fridge might remain unopened.

As the sock pattern was a stitch I was familiar with, I stopped paying close attention. I repeated it in my head in a panic as Trump took Ohio, and my heart sank. Knit, purl, knit, purl, knit, purl… How many electoral votes does Iowa have? Knit, purl, knit. Have they called Virginia? Knit, purl, knit, purl.

By the time I noticed the mistake I had made, it was too late. I was too numb to rip it out and fix the problem.  Several rows were wrong, leaving a noticeable mistake in the design. It didn’t matter anyway; these socks were forever ruined by the memory of this night.

During my lunch break on Wednesday I took the sock to a coffee shop near my office. I worked on it for awhile. The row that I had messed up seemed to draw so much attention the night before, but after a few more rows were added, it blended in. Adding more around it made the problem start to fade away.

Knitting is a continuous loop. A singular stitch depends on the stitch that comes after it to help decide it’s shape. One stitch cannot exist without the others around it. A finished product is the result of hundreds of thousands of stitches. A final product may have visible mistakes but you can move past them. Those bad parts are visible because you can’t deny they happened, but it doesn’t have to ruin all the work you’ve done around it.

Our country is a continuous loop. We rely on another in ways we wish we didn’t have to. We don’t always agree, and the people around us may not always shape us the way we would like. But that doesn’t mean everything is ruined. This election and the decisions that are made because of it will forever be in our history and will shape our future. But time can make it okay again. Today, tomorrow, next year and even longer after that, we will deal with this. And it won’t always be pretty, and it won’t always feel good. But we will get through it.

So today I am taking comfort in my sock amidst this frustrating and terrifying reality. This may not be part of the pattern we chose. To a lot of us the state of our nation looks truly awful, but that doesn’t mean it will always be like this. This is a mistake in the execution of our pattern. We adjust and we get back on track. Time will soften the issue, just like more time will help my sock.

We just have to get back to our pattern.

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50 Fall Flavors Better Than Pumpkin Spice

Out of all the fall flavors, Pumpkin Spice is far too overrated. Here's a list of 50 other ideas... / www.CandidlyKelseyBlog.com

It’s Autumn. The best season of the entire year, and the best potential for delicious fall flavors to indulge in while you can cover up your foodie sins with endless layers of puffy clothing. And yet, this is the season that we celebrate the worst flavor known to mankind:

Pumpkin Spice.

In an entire world of culinary treats… how is this the damn fall flavor that consumes us from September-December? Literally thousands of flavors, and hundreds of which could easily compliment the background of a crisp fall breeze and leaves crunching underfoot… and we decide that friggin’ Pumpkin Spice is going to the the theme of the best season known to man?

I don’t think so.

And I’m not just saying this because I hate Pumpkin Spice almost as much as I hate Cheeto Jesus, but because in a world of endless tastes we are set to suffer with this one flavor profile to rule over the other delicious flavor profiles? Nah bro.

In the interest of spreading the good word of oh, I don’t know, any other flavor ever, I thought I’d share my top 50 other flavors that are better than Pumpkin Spice (in no particular order).

50 Fall Flavors Better Than Pumpkin Spice

  1. Chocolate
  2. Peanut Butter
  3. Chocolate AND Peanut Butter
  4. Mint
  5. Butterscotch
  6. Stale Chocolate
  7. S’mores
  8. Toffee Nut
  9. Apple
  10. Cinnamon
  11. Day-old apple cinnamon
  12. Caramel Apple
  13. Cranberry
  14. Orange
  15. Orange Spice
  16. Toasted Marshmallow– not to be confused with S’more, as this one contains NO chocolate
  17. White Chocolate
  18. Maple
  19. Salted Caramel
  20. Bad apple flavoring that really tastes like what a bad candle smells like, kind of waxy and sour
  21. A gym sock, probably
  22. Nutmeg
  23. Apple Pie
  24. Peach Pie
  25. Blueberry Pie
  26. Literally any kind of pie, like any pie at all, including spinach
  27. Caramel Corn
  28. Candy Corn (AKA literally the shittiest candy known to man)
  29. Turkey & Gravy
  30. Mashed Potato
  31. Green Bean Casserole
  32. Canned Cranberry Sauce
  33. Pink Gelatin Mold Your Grandma Makes But Nobody Eats
  34. Raspberry
  35. Toffee (minus the nut)
  36. Amaretto
  37. Wet Dog Smell
  38. Leftover Chinese Food
  39. Cat Treats
  40. Water
  41. Mint Chocolate Chip
  42. Cloves (or whatever that Christmas-smelly spice is)
  43. Apple Pie Spice
  44. Dirty Diaper
  45. Dollar Store Lip Gloss You Didn’t Mean to Eat But It Accidentally Got In Your Mouth And Now You’re Full of So Much Regret
  46. Cinnamon Toothpaste
  47. A day-old Skittle you found a the bottom of your purse
  48. Coconut
  49. Drinking Orange Juice After Brushing Your Teeth Taste
  50. Vanilla

And I could go on, but you get the picture. F*ck Pumpkin Spice.

 

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